Copyright Notice for the GuineaPig System

The GuineaPig system's copyright belongs to the project group: Jussi Hynninen, Keijo Heljanko and Jussi Rinta-Filppula. All rights reserved. Use allowed only with permission. If you copy our system without our permission, we'll come and break your kneecaps.

The Fine Print

All rights reserved. This information is subject to change without notice. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform. Reproduction strictly prohibited. No other warranty expressed or implied. Some assembly required. Use only as directed. Batteries not included. At participating locations only. See label for sequence. Your mileage may vary. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. May be too intense for some listeners. This product is meant for educational purposes only. Void where prohibited or taxed. If condition persists, consult your physician. Times approximate. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement. One size fits all. Parental guidance suggested. Do not bend, fold, spindle, or mutilate. We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone. Edited for Linux and SGI. Keep cool; process promptly. For sale by prescription only. Not the Beatles, just an incredible simulation. Be sure each item is properly endorsed. Items sold separately. Use only in well-ventilated area. Keep away from fire or flame. Replace with same type. Some equipment shown is optional. Don't try this at home. Dispose of properly. Prerecorded for this time zone. Restaurant package, not for resale. List was current at time of printing.